Covert Blogging mission from under my dog bed

So last night I finished off the last of my Cold Duck (wine like beverage) with my friend "the Shoe". I was being a good boy, worked late, threw some co-workers under the bus, you know, good day at the office....than the shoe showed up and the drinking fest started in my garage. So I woke up this morning under Alexis's dog bed (never did this before)p.s. - she has a skin dermatitis that makes her stink. I guess "lady Jane" my girlfriend, found me at 5 in the morning on the floor and told me to come to bed. I did come to bed, but I took the huge dog bed with me and used it as a cover. Alexis has 3 so she was ok with it. So I come down stairs this morning and pic up my dell lap top (the one I let Lady Jane use), and I start reading this blog... and to my surprise it's her's and storys that I'm in, well mentioned twice... not as much as I think I should be. She never told me, that sneaky chick. So this is on baby. So I'm not really sure what in the world to do next. She's at the special Olympics, social worker, and has a few girls in it today so, speak of the devil.