The Response

Ok Ladies I am hear to clear the air ( pun intended:) I WAS coming out of the bathroom but Lady Jane was running past me like a crazy woman! And while she was escaping she stepped on poor JJ. She kept going and went out to the garage and got in her car. I went after and said " Lady Jane come back here, you hurt JJ". She looked at me like " What the hell do you want now?" I told her again to come in. I was very concerned about JJ he was limping bad and little dogs have knee problems. However, when she came in she was upset because she thought I was trying to put a guilt trip on her. See.. my first thought was about poor JJ.

Don't pity her about Rite Aid...I have a million stories about her losing things!!! There was one time when she was in this fancy coffee shop hanging out and somehow she dropped her phone down in the cracks of the chair. Her phone kept going off and off and she couldn't find it. Finally the guy that owned the shop had to flip over the chair and cut through it to get HER phone!! Then there is the time her paycheck flew out of the bank drive through window..but no one actually saw it fly out...the bank teller said she didn't give it...Lady Jane said she did. After back and forth exchange they thought maybe it flew out since it was a very windy day. People from the bank went scurrying around the parking lot and then into the MEIJER's parking lot... they finally found very far away underneath a car! See things like this just happen to her. ALL the time! What can I say, I guess that's part of the reason I love her so much.

Covert Blogging mission from under my dog bed

So last night I finished off the last of my Cold Duck (wine like beverage) with my friend "the Shoe". I was being a good boy, worked late, threw some co-workers under the bus, you know, good day at the office....than the shoe showed up and the drinking fest started in my garage. So I woke up this morning under Alexis's dog bed (never did this before)p.s. - she has a skin dermatitis that makes her stink. I guess "lady Jane" my girlfriend, found me at 5 in the morning on the floor and told me to come to bed. I did come to bed, but I took the huge dog bed with me and used it as a cover. Alexis has 3 so she was ok with it. So I come down stairs this morning and pic up my dell lap top (the one I let Lady Jane use), and I start reading this blog... and to my surprise it's her's and storys that I'm in, well mentioned twice... not as much as I think I should be. She never told me, that sneaky chick. So this is on baby. So I'm not really sure what in the world to do next. She's at the special Olympics, social worker, and has a few girls in it today so, speak of the devil.